when someone posts about how old their baby is on facebook and you didn’t even realized they had a baby????????

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

(Source: lunahudson, via beardymcflannelpants)

"My Insurance Should Be Working!"

countby5s:

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via heckachords)

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

(via blakeofficial)

twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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(Source: hoodiecap, via smurd9)