May 2012
2 tags
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
ieatscenekidsforbreakfast:
Do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it
Not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
that’s the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting...
Watchpixibutt:
john-loves-his-daddy:
way-of-the-dragon:
freecocaine:
FINALLY
sorry can i just reblog this again
ONFGS
I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought...
laughingstation:
You will laugh out loud!
snoopdong:
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said "Shut up!" Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
sherlylock:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
alicjakatarzyna:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin....
